I’m glad I don’t have
A vagina
It seems like a ton
Of work
If you don’t clean
It regularly
it
Stinks
Once a month it
Bleeds everywhere
And you need to
Pack it with
Cotton
There’s always some
Asshole trying
To cum in it
And if the wrong
Asshole cums in it
you got to squeeze
a watermelon
out through
a lemon
and
You’re stuck
With them
In yr. life
Forever
chasing them
around
for child support
I’m glad I don’t
Have a vagina
I don’t think I could handle
All that responsibility
