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		<title>I&#8217;m GLad I don&#8217;t Have a Vagina</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m glad I don’t have A vagina It seems like a ton Of work If  you don’t clean It regularly it Stinks Once a month it Bleeds everywhere And you need to Pack it with Cotton There’s always some Asshole trying To cum in it And if the wrong Asshole cums in it you got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=913&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DEAR JOHN LENNON&#8230;.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I turned on the news today and&#8230; Nothing wrong Happened In the world No wars were raged All the peoples Bellies’ were full No one slept On the street While hands shook across the Middle East Africa got the cure The sun shined on Japan A crystal clear Gulf Coast Jobs for Detroit Water [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=909&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Metro- Jones- Bent-Just brush it off.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just brush it off. 9 times out of ten people who hate on yr shit are jealous fucks. and not just that but seedy characterizations of yr alter ego, or a cheesy imitation of yr altered persona or a handicapped, abridged version of yr altered perception of the truth. Yes, I&#8217;m speaking of mr. and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=904&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jonesing For A Clamrod&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[495 to good ol 93 Take you down route 1 to a place where Green Monsters wear Red Sox &#38; a Yawkey Way where Tobin &#38; Gravel yards shake where pizza and blowjobs are cheap take you on a tour with no duck boat DUCK BRO look out you ain&#8217;t from around here are youz [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=902&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Many times has this happened to you</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Belly up at the bar No tears in your cup Probably staring At a television set some drunk slobbering Your ear full of drunken Spittle All because you Made the mistake Of saying I’m a writer Yr. A fahkin writer Ya know I got a fahkin great story For you to write Really have I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=900&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Home Movies-Spoken Word</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 19:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>MANTRA MUNCHER</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 18:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ode TO The Pole Spinners- Edaurdo Jones- Christian Alvarez colab</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty little greed machine Stiletto heeled heart stomper pole spinner with an ass that danced across a thousand laps she smells like bubble gum and cash no tip no strip tastes like vodka and valium fold those dollars next up on the main stage we got&#8230; she used to go by sunshine 3 years back [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=886&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Siberian Summer- Chapter 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 02:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Siberian Summer Eduardo  Jones I remember it was raining; it was one of those days you dreaded during a New England summer in a tourist trap. Cold, wet, and raw, not a fun- filled day by any means. I wouldn’t have even ventured out into it, if I wasn’t such a creature of habit. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=882&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>HELP WANTED SEEKING PERSONAL ASSistant&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Help wanted- “Personal ASSistant” I’m in need of personal ASSistant, the young lady who previously held this position unfortunately can no longer work as my personal ASSistant, due to certain medical conditions. You must meet the following requirements. 1-    Live no closer than a 2.5 hour drive from my residence. I only really need you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thevoiceofthedoomed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12505869&amp;post=870&amp;subd=thevoiceofthedoomed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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