The ugly truth about the Illuminati and NBA officials

Posted: June 8, 2010 in Uncategorized
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The iron fist of the officiating league can not be stopped. They have their own MVP’s and a giant whistle trophy they hand out in a back room ceremony after all the hub-bub and lights are over with after the final game. It’s a rough crew of ball busting bastards in that good old boy network. Endorsement deals are made and broken at the hands of the men with the whistles. My sources say the Illuminati are not actually hiding in your local masonic temple but rather in plain view on parquet courts and under the searing lights of the Staple Center. I don’t want to go into the details of the pagan rituals one needs to partake in before becoming a full fledged ring bearing member of this secret society, but it involves drinking the menstrual blood of the starting five members of the previous season’s WNBA championship team on the Harvest moon in a cornfield in Indiana… Oh God I’ve already said too much. Surely they’ll be upon me in no time… Got to run… PS GO CELTICS

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  1. cellyf.baby says:

    shit’s fuckin crazy ma fuck em niggas tho day aint shit man but good muzik hahahaha

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