I’m GLad I don’t Have a Vagina

Posted: March 24, 2011 in Poetry

I’m glad I don’t have

A vagina

It seems like a ton

Of work

If  you don’t clean

It regularly



Once a month it

Bleeds everywhere

And you need to

Pack it with


There’s always some

Asshole trying

To cum in it

And if the wrong

Asshole cums in it

you got to squeeze

a watermelon

out through

a lemon


You’re stuck

With them

In  yr.  life


chasing them


for child support

I’m glad I don’t

Have a vagina

I don’t think I could handle

All that responsibility



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